I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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