In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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