Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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