Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
