Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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