shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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