Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
this beer tastes like vomit already
and she was petting her beer can
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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