Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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