I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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