There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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