I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Pooping to opera.
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