This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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