You made me cry and you don't even care
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Holy shit dude........stairs
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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