Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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