Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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