but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
