all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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