glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Randomize
