they need to just BURY HIM!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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