sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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