like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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