he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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