Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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