her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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