he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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