love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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