shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Randomize
