She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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