I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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