Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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