if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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