Having a random hookup so left but love u
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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