It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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