You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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