please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
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