what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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