Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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