there was a trapeze. enough said
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
