He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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