once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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