Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
They have beer where we have blood.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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