My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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