Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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