so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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