hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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