Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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