We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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