I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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