I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
My dick has a subreddit
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
