do herpes really smell.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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